he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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