So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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