Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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