its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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