i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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