There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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