The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
MIDGETS
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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