No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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