do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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