yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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