Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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