im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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