omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She said her name was "party"
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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