fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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