miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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