I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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