i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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