ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Come on in and take your pants off
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