I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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