windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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