awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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