People in love make me want to vomit
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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