i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
