after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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