Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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