You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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