she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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