Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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