just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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