he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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