so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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