Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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