David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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