her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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