I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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