I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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