she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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