nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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