found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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