Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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