is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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