My girlfriend figured out who you are.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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