Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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