If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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