Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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