Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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