Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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