just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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