For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
