I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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