Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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