I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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