just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
