conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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